Welcome to Howard's Hotel. The most charming hotel you ever visited.
It is an exclusive hotel that caters to pretty women. We even let them get comfortable by running around in their slips. We draw the line on nudity because we are a respectable hotel. Porno is prohibited at this hotel. If you want porno there are other hotels or motels you can go to on the net. You will not find it here. We are too classy a hotel for that. If you choose to stay, you will get to visit many of the women residing at this place, and in their rooms. You will have the advantage of being the proverbial " Fly on the wall", and when you are viewing pulchritude, that is a nice vantage point.
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